Hammi's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dumbass Luigi]

Bwahaha!

Luigi is one kickass character! I liked the humor and the way Luigis situation is shown at each scene :D Nice use of the sprites! But the end was really... cut off just like that ;_; Why did you have to end the movie just when that showdown was about to begin, thats just torture X( You tricky bastard!

... lol just kiddin XD But you do know how to freak us out just when even more excitement was about to escalate :P

I hope you make a sequel to what happens between Luigi and Bowser! ^_^

[NG Assassin Ep3]

Lmfao!

Yay you finally got Tom XD Just what i hoped for while waiting for another part of this series. I thought it would be a big fight at the end tho o.o But nonetheless, this was good shit! Kickass!

SirHappy666 responds:

I think Tom put up a better fight then Wade... but there wasnt much in it, thanks for reviewing each one.

[Sonic: Nazo Unleashed Pt2]

Kickass!!

The most welldirected and effortfull animation ive ever seen from a flash artist! Holy shit! This was definately a kings work :D Woah its gone to my favs. Totally captured my attention all the time, i really enjoyed this work! Shizznit, this mustve taken you forever. I mean, over 13 000 frames?? Shoot me in the head for that x_x Mustve been lots of sweat and tears making this, and exhausting!

I cant wait for the next part ^_^ Keep it up!

[Goodbye I'm Sorry]

This was decent, and really thoughtful

Despite your "shitty" animation, this turns out to be a good flash in my opinion. The graphics isnt always the one that matters. I found the flash a lil sad too, it reminds me of 12 year olds who go emo already when theyre young and got loads of possibilities in their life... and it saddens me that lots of them decide to end their life just like that. I hope they will realize it one day that they got the whole future for themselves, just survive another day to make themselves a better tomorrow.

Good one, i liked it ^.^

[TANKMAN]

... Bwhahaha XD

Alright man, this was something. Youre crazy as a motherfucker. Good job! A lil too short tho, but hilarious.

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Sicko XD

[Alien Hominid VS. The Kid]

Lol

Wtf that kid got superpowers?? Oh well. The only thing i found funny was when the kid was holding that rifle XD

Good try tho, there should be more parodies of AH. Im glad youve decided to make one. I hope there will be more of them, so if you do plan about it, keep em coming! :D

[Donkey Kong Country 1½]

Great!

Joanime is in it as Dixie? Heh didnt know that :D Funny stuff man. Good work ^_^

[World 2-4 Retaliation]

Good work Psycosis!

Even tho its gettin kinda cliché and stuff, it was still good. Yep i know what craziness is goin on at Psy City :P Great work anyway, i liked it. Keep it up!

[Japan is better...sort of]

Errrrr alright... sorta?

I know that life is hard as hell there where you have to work your ass off to make a living... but Buddhism and exotic food? Those are the worst excuses ive heard honestly. Im a muslim and find Buddhism harmonic and peaceful, so why would it bother me -_- And be careful about presenting Buddhism. And exotic food in Japan? Yum yum i love sushi and seafood! Bring them on... just make the squillers and octies an exception XS I still wanna move there, i wanna meet the people there, i find their culture interesting :D Ike Nippon!

Hm... altho, your flash was rather offending. You came up with racist subjects, the nuke bomb and made fun of their respect for their great spiritual guider of life. If i was a buddhist, i wouldve been pissed, altho i wouldve regained my tolerance and made it clear for you just like im doing right now. Dont think i havent been put through such crap before, concerning my religion. I know what im talking about. This happens all the time. Try having fun on other ways please. Good luck with that next time. Thank you ;)

[Stop The War Now]

No, just no...

You may be against the shit war between Israel and Lebanon, but lemme just make some things clear, like some couple of dudes did here recently:

1) The 2 Israeli soldiers werent just trespassing the border innocently, like described in the flash. They were being hostile and were being a threat against Lebanese security, which resulted in arrest. Then the Israeli action came, they rushed over the border and swiftly killed innocent children and men as they were "hunting for Hezbollah activists". Hezbollah responds with rocket bombardments against Israeli cities, as revenge for the massacre against civilians on their own soil. The horrible air attacks from Israel continues. Civilian people in all ages get THEIR BODIES TEARED IN PARTS WITH CRIPPLED BURNT FLESH ALL OVER! LIFE IS HELL FOR EVERYONE.

2) Why is Lebanese forces and Hezbollah portrayed as evil minions? Hell, Hezbollah didnt even do ANYTHING that Israel didnt deserve, until they started sneaking up on their neighbouring country. So, there is no fight between good and evil, there are only crooked politicians. In my opinion, Lebanon is the one whos been leading neutral and eventually defensive policy. Hezbollah is giving Israel what theyre asking for. Because Israel is the agressor. If youre gonna make an anti-war flash, use your head and show that we all are humans. Ohtherwise, the introduction is just pure propoganda, willing to place Hezbollah in a position where theyre the big reason for the war, turning them down just because... that theyre being accused of being socalled "Islamic militants". Some decades later, theyll maybe even become idolistic as Che Guevara, because theyve been fighting against an overwhelming power that is killing everyone in their way and bent on occupying the country. So theyre fighting against many odds.

3) It almost seems like that Hezbollah and the Lebanse forces have brought the whole shit on theirselves in the flash. I dont agree. Not that many neighbouring countries want to touch Israel, since they know that if they do, they will risk being unwillingly wiped off the map. So Lebanon had the right to do what they did: arresting the Israeli soldiers at the border. Just because of that, Israel storms the border killing bunch of people. Is that justice? Errrr... nope? O_o; The flash didnt even mention about the BOMBARDMENTS OF UN HQ, where they contacted the Israelis about 10 TIMES, but still they kept on bombing and killing UN observants. And if you wanted to show the disease of war, you really didnt have to put that pic at the end, since the rating says "Mild violence"...

My conclusion is THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING ISRAEL COMMITTING MASSACRE AGAINST LEBANESE CIVILIANS, WHY THE HELL ISNT ANYONE DOING ANYTHING??? Only action when the following thing "Islamic militants" or "muslim terrorists" is being mentioned. God save us all...

You need to work on being neutral when making anti-war flash. The portraying of Hezbollah as evil bastards just made me go like PFFFFT! Altho im against that eiter parts target civilians, the Israeli forces arent so innocent as you think. Research well too next time.

Peace in Lebanon!!

d-z responds:

I don't really know about the war. It's my kid brother's project and i only did his story. Sorry for that, man. I usually don't involve myself with current events. Still i agree with the point that war is shit. Peace