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Hammi

Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Oslo, Norway
Job: Worthless slacker

Im not an artist, im a dreamer...

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12/21/05

Level: 9
Aura: Dark

Rank: Civilian
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Saves: 21
Rank #: 117,317

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Exp. Points: 730 / 900
Exp. Rank #: 51,460
Voting Pow.: 5.09 votes

BBS Posts: 1,662 (1.13 per day)
Flash Reviews: 255
Music Reviews: 30
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 12

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Score: 10
Racken Fracken Friendship

"Hey uh"

date: December 7, 2008

i need to rent a dog so i can ride it to downtown every day, where can i apply for such a service?

December 8, 2008

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http://www.city-data.com/forum/attach ments/seattle-area/25843d1219336616-t rue-gray-gloomy-seattle-dog-riding-5.
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Score: 10
Harry The Harlequin Fetus

"Wow"

date: November 18, 2008

This is incredible. Orgasmic.

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Score: 10
Math Debate

"Lmfao"

submission: Math Debate
date: November 5, 2008

Oh golly. Sweet potatoes. Wow. That was lovely. Damn. Hahahah.

Wow i need to catch my breath. Excellent man.

November 5, 2008

Author's Response:

haha thanks, ya got a kick out of it which is nice to see!

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Score: 10
RWD: 017

"Good"

submission: RWD: 017
date: August 31, 2008

My hats off to you. Like they said at comic con, you got a great future in flash animation lying ahead considering your age. Keep it up like that and finish off some more animations. Good luck.

September 1, 2008

Author's Response:

how was your trip to london

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Score: 10
MGF~Director's Cut

"Su much feelings"

submission: MGF~Director's Cut
date: July 11, 2008

The true part where snake has a big responsibility in his hands. The true passionate exchange of words like a rainbow coloring the sky telling us: I CAME.

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Score: 10
The F Collab

"I was having a chunk of dry chocolate in my mouth"

submission: The F Collab
date: July 11, 2008

when i saw the gross part. fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffuck you.

Well then again... the rest was ffffffunky. How fffffffflabbergasting.

July 12, 2008

Author's Response:

lol fffanks. even i'm grossed out at gross's part, but oh well, the ss is an equal opportunity establishment. FFFfff 3

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Score: 8
Blockhead: Quick Shot 2

"Ok im 20"

date: July 11, 2008

but im not from seattle, i dont do proper animations quite yet and my face isnt like skeletor from he-man. So im givin ya an elevated score. You are a very lucky man. Besides, this is just a quick shot right so youre not using your full potential here just yet. I could tell from the fbf animation.

Anyways good luck with the Mastermind game :P

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Score: 10
Metal Gear Funnies

"Brilliant"

submission: Metal Gear Funnies
date: July 9, 2008

Outstanding piece of work. It did actually made me almost piss my pants. I wish i could join you guys but sorry, im still unexperienced in flash. Well nonetheless, personally i think this is the best rendition of the MGS collab that has been ever done. Might be disturbing for SOME people here, but hey this is NG.

And to those who keep zeroing and whining about the collab, seriously take a hike. This collab is about on the same level of perverted themes and disgusting concepts like the official one. Theres no big difference. This is indeed a solid made collab (look, i said "solid", hahahah lolololzz). So yeah, effortless? Gee, i must be mistaken then. There shouldve been sticks and mario cameos in it am i right? AM I?

Another short note, this is what makes NG great. That so many of you get upset about a collab mocking the official collab. Wake up you ugly, this is still original work, and its reflecting almost all the dear things you like about NG. And your whining is painting a perfect picture of that ignorance you got. Thank you for proving.

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Score: 1
It's Over Nine-Thousand!

"This crap is worthless"

date: June 28, 2008

The animated sequences, i didnt like them at all. Just terrible. Thrown together a bunch of random unfunny images from 4chan with a dumb face sticked on each of them. Tasteless. Vids like these are already all over youtube, what makes this one so great?

There is no real humor in this, only wack randomness. Sure it was made in boredom, but FP? Wow, where is this world coming to? All thanks to the kids of NG. Bravo. I hope youve had your laughter.

June 28, 2008

Author's Response:

Sticked on them? I see.

No they aren't, lulz. + I never go on Youtube.

Congrats, you saw the point and just let it fly over your little head. Try making your own movie instead of mooching off colabs.

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Score: 10
soulja pig

"Very addictive"

submission: soulja pig
date: June 10, 2008

How much for this CD-ROM game may i ask?

June 15, 2008

Author's Response:

sorry dude i didn't read your review

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